No Particular Place to Go

Mr. Frank: Hello, Doll Face. What's up?

Lilly Faye: Hi, Frank. I've been reading about these new driverless cars. You just get in, and they take you wherever you want to go. They even park themselves. I'd love to have one, so I could get around on my own.

Mr. Frank: Where would you go by yourself? The mall?

Lilly Faye: No. When I go clothes shopping, I want someone to come with me and pay the bill.

Mr. Frank: The grocery store, then?

Lilly Faye: No, those cans of Beefy Dinner are heavy. I need someone to carry them for me.

Mr. Frank: Are you going to take yourself to the veterinarian?

Lilly Faye: Well, no. I get nervous in the doctor's office. I want someone to come with me and hold my paw.

Mr. Frank: So when it comes right down to it, you don't really need your own car, do you?

Lilly Faye: That's beside the point, Frank.

Dear Readers,

Chances are, anything you really need, you already have.

Love,

Lilly Faye